Brookylin's Random But Cool Stuff

Love may b blind ... But marriage is a real eye-opener!

You cant have everything; where would u put it?

To the optimist the glass is half full, To the passimistthe glass is half empty, To the engineer the glass is twiceas big as it needs to be.

If all is not lost...... where is it?

Thieves respect property; they merely wish the propertyto become their property that they may more perfectlyrespect it.

The truth is rarely pure, never simple and always dullerthan fiction.

when the going gets tough, the tough ..... EAT CHOCOLATE!

Man registering complaint with pet shop owner: "Its not pining, its passed on. This parrot is no more. Itsceased to be. Its expired. Its gone to meet its maker. Thisis a late parrot. Its a stiff. Bereft of life it rests inpeace. It would be pushing up the daisies if u hadn't nailedit to the perch. Its rung down the curtain and joined thechoir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!!"

There's nothin better than a good friend...... except agood friend with chocolate!

Evidence without certainty is science. Certaintywithout evidence is religion.

Life is like a drawing without an eraser.

Die, my dear doctor? Thats the last thing i shall do!!

What is the answer? ............. in that case..... whatis the Question?

of all the things i've lost.... i miss my mind the most.

u have the right to remain silent. Anything u say may bmisquoted, then used against u.

He's not dead. he's jusst electroencephalographicallychallenged.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiantly talented fool.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who dont.

Eat right, stay fit, Die anyway.

I started oout with nothing, and i still have most of it.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some peopleappear bright untill u hear them speak.

I just got lost in thought.... It was unfamiliarterritory.

A day without sunshine is like, u know, night.

You seek a website, It cannnot be located. Countless more exist.

ABORTED EFFORT: Close, You ask way too much.

Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that

A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone.

First snow, Then silence. This thousand dollor screen dies So beautifully.

Windows NT crashed. The Blue Screen of Death No-one hears ur screems.

A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.

Three things are certain: Death, Taxes and lost Data. Guess witch has occured.

I have come before you,

To stand behind you,

To tell u something,

I know nothing about.

On thursday,

The day after friday,

There will be a womans meeting,

For men only,

wear your best clothes,

If u dont have any.

Admission is free,

Pay at the door.

Bring your own seat,

So yoou can sit on the floor.

But it doesnt much matter,

Where you sit,

For the kid from the gallery,

Is sure to spit.

English.

Lets face it: English is a terrible language.

There is no egg in eggplant, no ham in hamburger and nether pine nor apple in pine-apple. English Muffins were not invented in England, Frenchfries are not from france. and why isnt 11 pronounced onety one? We sometimes take english 4 granted. But if we examine its paradoxes we find that quicksand takes us down slowly, boxing rings r square and guineapigs are nether from guinea nor are they pigs. If writers write, y dont fingers fing? If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldnt the plural of phone booth b phone beeth? If the teacher taught, y didnt the preacher praught? If a vegetarian eats vegtables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Y do ppl recite at plays yet play at recitals? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house can burn up by burning down and in witch u fill in a form in a form by filling it out. and a bell is only heard once it goes! English waas invented by ppl, not puters, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (witch of course isnt a race at all!). That is y when the stars r out the r visible but when the lights r out they r invisible. And y is it that when i wind up my watch it starts but when i wind up the story it ends? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Y is the man who invests all ur money called a broker? Y is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Y are wise guys and wise men opposites? Y do over look and over see mean opposite things? if horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? If lawyers can be disbarred and clergymen fdefrocked, doesnt it follow that electricians can b delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, modles deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleane And Y is it that when someone tells u there are1 billion stars in the universe yoou'll believe them but when they tell u the wall has wet paint on it u have to touch it to make sure???